why is the website full of more-or-less obscure cultural references, mild sarcasm and attempts at low wit?

Well, you’d certainly have needed a sense of humour to have got through 2020 as a business whose vastly expensive showroom was closed for several months…

Also we think that businesses – and therefore their websites – should reflect the personalities of the people who work there. Heaven knows there are enough turgid and terminally worthy sites out there already, so who needs another? Also, they’re fake plants; we’re not saving the world…

Also, people either ‘get’ what we do, or they don’t.  There’s no point in beating our brains out to convert the po-faced folk who say ‘Ooh, nasty, don’t like artificial plants, never will’. There are always be a few ‘fakeists’ out there, one can only hope they don’t carry that narrow mind-set into areas like equality, race or gender…

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