*Adopts zen pose, steeples hands, tries to look philosophical* ‘We only compete against ourselves’

As well as being really, really modest, we’ve ended up - by chance - as number one in a field of one.

That’s not blind self-belief or marketing bull, just an honest assessment.. There’s nothing better out there, we’ve looked and we keep looking.

We’re also not greedy. We generally have lots of business in hand, so if it’s not do-able, we’ll say so. You’ll often hear ‘I think you might do better with live plants there’, or (my favourite, ‘you don’t need a green wall, you just need a tin of dark green paint’!

Of course, we’ve always had ‘tribute acts’ . Local shops that sell things that look a bit like our stuff, but aren’t. In the old days we used to put absolute horrors in the window to see if they’d copy them. They often did…

Don’t take our word for it though - do your research, look at what’s out there. If you can’t see any difference between it and our stuff, then there’s no point in paying the extra.

But if you can, here we are.