They’re nothing of the sort, of course!

As with most websites they’re just made up questions as a crafty way to get useful information, philosophy and/or feeble jokes to you without cluttering up the landing page!

They are worth reading to the end, though.    It'll stop you wasting your time if we aren't what you need. And, to a lesser extent, save us from answering the same questions fifty times a day while trying to maintain a cheerful smile through gritted teeth…

In brief, we’re a commercial landscape contractor, dealing mainly with architects, designers and commercial end users.  But if you’re local and want things for your home, we’ll do our best to help.   Now read on!