They’re nothing of the sort, of course!

As with most websites they’re made up as a crafty way to get useful information, philosophy and/or feeble jokes to you without cluttering up the landing page! They are worth reading to the end, though.

It's well worth then reading to the end though, it'll stop you wasting your time if we aren't what you need. And, to a lesser extent, save us from answreing the same questions fifty times a day while trying to maintain a cheerful smile...

First of all, though, here’s the obligatory COVID-19 note: