We did, for about twenty-five years, but in the end, as with all break-ups, it wasn’t us, it was you.

Every private client who was serious about getting stuff came in during the week, and that’s when our trade clients operate.

Saturdays became a yawning chasm, only punctuated by couples from Balham having a proxy war about their relationship – in the guise of trying to agree on a flower arrangement for their fireplace. So we stopped.