They’re nothing of the sort, of course!

In brief, we’re a commercial landscape contractor, dealing mainly with architects, designers and commercial end users. But if you’re local - and are after window boxes and outdoor plants for balconies and terraces at home, we'll do our best to help.

Now read on!

why don’t you open on Saturdays?

When we were more retail oriented we did – for about twenty-five years. But in the end, as with all break-ups, it wasn’t us, it was you.

Every private client who was serious about getting stuff came in during the week, and that’s when our trade clients operate.

Saturdays became a yawning chasm, only punctuated by weirdos saying ‘are they all artificial?’, and couples from Balham having a proxy war about their relationship – in the guise of trying to agree on a flower arrangement. So we stopped. We’re pretty robust, but there’s a limit to what we can take!