why don’t you open on Saturdays?

When we were more retail oriented we did - for about twenty-five years. But in the end, as with all break-ups, it wasn’t us, it was you.

Every private client who was serious about getting stuff came in during the week, and that’s when our trade clients operate.

Saturdays became a yawning chasm, only punctuated by weirdos saying ‘are they all artificial?’, and couples from Balham having a proxy war about their relationship - in the guise of trying to agree on a flower arrangement. So we stopped. We’re pretty robust, but there’s a limit to what we can take!